David Schwitzgebel

Pretty self-explanatory, I think. Pretty self-explanatory, but facing a different direction.

CONSTELLATOR
Open the page and wait a while. Reload and repeat to reconstellate.

OBFUSCATOR
Use this to "improve" any written material.

O
Open this and press "O" (the letter, not the number). Try pressing other keys, too.

ZAPPER
Click and hold to zap (mouse recommended).

SCREAM
Scream into the void (microphone required).